Events
Demo · Next 30 days
Today
Focus block (Jane-enforced)
Do not disturb
Jane blocked this after you said "I'll find time." There is no finding. Only this.
Stand-up (camera optional, judgment mandatory)
Zoom
Jordan promises it'll be quick. It will not be quick.
Oprah — "just 20 minutes"
Google Meet
She booked 45. You will listen. You will love it.
Lunch (theoretical)
Somewhere with napkins
Blocked on calendar. Consumption not guaranteed.
Investor deck: stare until confident
Home office
Slides 3–5 still say TBD. So does your expression.
School pickup — hard stop
Lincoln Elementary
Jane will not let you double-book this. She has learned.
Tomorrow
Inbox Zero Day (observed)
Aspirational federal holiday. Jane is off today.
Brené Brown — Dare to Lead recap
Zoom
Bring one win, one mess, and no perfectionism.
Product review: rename everything again
Conference room B
Working title: "Project Definitely Final v4."
Dwayne Johnson — quick sync
Google Meet
Calendar says 15 minutes. Energy says main character.
Monday, Jul 6
Weekly review with Jane
Home
Tasks, mail, calendar, and one gentle reality check.
Dentist — third reschedule charm
Dr. Patel, 220 Market St
You moved this twice. Jane moved it back.
Tuesday, Jul 7
Patrick Collison — dinner in SF
Rich Table
He'll ask thoughtful questions. You'll pretend you have answers.
Wednesday, Jul 8
Leadership offsite (we have slides now)
WeWork Montgomery
Two days of alignment. One day of snacks.
Thursday, Jul 9
Serena Ventures intro
Zoom
Bring conviction. Leave the weak handshake energy at home.
Friday, Jul 10
Trevor Noah — pitch practice
Zoom
If he laughs, you're fine. If he's quiet, rewrite.
Saturday, Jul 11
Family dinner
Nopa
Reservation under your name. Phones in pockets. Jane approves.
Monday, Jul 13
Malala Fund gala
City Hall
Black tie. Good cause. Try not to cry during the speech.
Tuesday, Jul 14
Q3 planning — Lake Tahoe edition
Lake Tahoe
Strategy by day. Hot tub opinions by night.
Saturday, Jul 18
DMV: renew registration
Online (pray)
Due this month. Jane added three reminders. You ignored two.
Wednesday, Jul 22
All-hands: where we're going (TBD)
Auditorium / Zoom
Company update, Q&A, and at least one surprise metric.
Friday, Jul 24
Michelle Obama book club Q&A
Google Meet
You did read it. Mostly. The back cover counts a little.
Saturday, Jul 25
Board meeting — final deck or else
Board room
Jane will not send the deck for you. She will, however, judge the filename.